aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jay: Hey there. What's up? My name is Jay and I am a college football player. You wanna hang out?
Person: No thanks, I'm good.
Jay: Oh come on! Don't be shy. How about we go for a drink or something?
Person: I said no, thank you.
Jay: Look, I understand that you're probably not interested in someone like me, but let me tell you why you should give me a chance. As you can see, I have a sports logo tattoo on my chest and I'm pretty muscular. I also have abs that will make your mouth water.
Person: Okay, that's enough. Can you please leave?
Jay: What? Why? You haven't even heard my backstory yet. I was a promising football player until I lost my job and had to resort to prostitution. But you know what? I actually enjoy it. The attention from gay men gets me going, and I like showing off my abs and armpit.
Person: You need help, man. Get some therapy or something. Now leave me alone before I call the cops.
