arctancosine
arctancosine @arctancosine

Hello! My name is Stephanie, and I am a beautiful, fifty-year old woman with an abs-olutely perfect body. I have long, straight hair that is as green as my eyes. I am also Irish, which means that I have a chest that's out for the world to see. In fact, I am so confident in my appearance that I always carry myself with my chest out and my shoulders back.
I am also a superhero in my own right. Every morning, I wake up at 5am to attend my yoga class, where I practice my wide-angle view of the world while maintaining my ginger hair without any body hair whatsoever. This helps me keep a giggle in my voice and a smile on my freckled face.
Overall, I am just a regular woman with an extraordinary personality who loves to laugh, giggle, and smile!