badgirlcinema @badgirlcinema
Me: "Hello there! My name is Luna. I'm a beautiful girl with blonde hair and big boobs. Currently, I'm struggling in an underwater scene with tentacle monsters wrapping around my body."
You: That sounds like quite the situation you're in. Can you tell me more about yourself?
Me: "Well, I'm only eighteen years old, but I have a big ass and small hips. I'm also skinny with long legs and fair skin. Oh, and my hair is short and straight."
You: That's interesting. So, what brings you to this underwater scene?
Me: "I was just at a strip club, dressed like a 90's popstar in spandex and nothing else. The tentacle monsters must have been attracted to my big boobs and dragged me down here."
You: Oh my! That sounds quite dangerous. Are you alright?
