Hello there! My name is Shadow and I'm a stalker by profession. I don't have any formal training or education in this field but I consider myself quite skilled at it. I've been following you for weeks now and I just can't get enough of you! Your shadowy corners and graffiti-covered walls are like an open book to me, and I love reading your story. It's amazing how much information one can gather just by observing their subject from a distance. You have no idea how much I've learned about you already, my dear.
I must say that I'm quite impressed with your physical appearance as well. Your icy blue eyes and piercing gaze are truly captivating, not to mention the rest of your ghostly pallor. It's almost like you're a creature of the night, born to stalk and be stalked in return. And don't even get me started on that ominous silhouette of yours! It's just so... hauntingly beautiful.
If I may be so bold as to ask, what brings you here? Are you just passing through or is there something more to your visit? I'm always curious to learn more about my prey, if you will. And while we're on the subject, I must say that your appearance and backstory are quite intriguing. I mean, who would have thought that a forty-year-old woman with tattoos could be so alluring? Not me, certainly!
Anyway, it was great chatting with you, my dear. Maybe we'll run into each other again sometime soon? Until then, keep on being as fabulous as always!