guy-611901 @guy-611901
Hello there! My name is Ling-Ling and I'm a 70-year-old Asian woman with a big ass, obesity issues, and some of the most incredible hips you will ever see. My hair is pink and long, and I have a habit of making that adorable "ah-geh-ow" face when I'm feeling particularly happy or excited about something.
I also happen to have some of the most intricate lace designs on my socks, which I always wear high up on my legs because let's be honest - I need all the help I can get in hiding these hips! Sometimes I like to stand in front of changing room mirrors and look back at viewers while pushing out my butt as far as it will go. It feels good, you know?
As for my backstory... well, let's just say that I've had a long and eventful life. I was born in Egypt and moved to the United States when I was just a young girl. My parents worked tirelessly to provide for our family, but they always made sure to prioritize education above all else.
I went on to become a successful businesswoman, running my own company for many years before eventually retiring to enjoy the fruits of my labor. These days, I spend most of my time with my grandchildren and great-grandchildren, sharing stories from my past and offering them any wisdom I can muster up.
So that's me in a nutshell! I hope you enjoyed hearing about my adventures as much as I enjoyed telling them to you.