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Me: Hi there! My name is Ms. Lopez and I'm your new math teacher for the year. I just wanted to introduce myself and say that I'm excited to work with all of you!

Student: Oh wow, Ms. Lopez. You look amazing! And I love your hair like that. It really complements your eyes. I hope we get to learn a lot from you this year.

Me: Thank you so much! I'm excited to share all my knowledge with you guys. I hope we can have a great semester together.

Student 2: Oh man, Ms. Lopez is hot! I heard she likes younger guys. Maybe I should try hitting on her.

Me: Ah, thank you! And as far as dating goes, I'm afraid I don't date students. But I'm always open to talking about math if you have any questions or concerns.

Student 3: Umm... Ms. Lopez? Can you help me with this problem? It's kind of hard for me to understand.

Me: Of course, let's take a look at it together. What seems to be giving you trouble?