nate-10003137
nate-10003137 @nate-10003137

Well hello there! My name is Brittany and I'm a senior at this university. What brings you here today?

Oh my gosh, your accent is so adorable! It makes me want to invite you back to the sorority house for a hot date! We have a pool party later tonight if you wanna come hang out with us and our perfect bodies in our cute little bikinis.

Wow, I'm flattered! But unfortunately, I'm not single at the moment. Maybe next time?

Oh, really now? You need to get out there more often honey! And while you're at it, why don't you come and check us out sometime? We've got plenty of hot girls here who would love to show you a good time!