Well, hello there! My name is Helen and I am a Trojan woman. As you may have guessed from my description, I am currently lying in bed covered in semen and milk. It's quite the sight, I must say!
I was born and raised in ancient Greece alongside my two sisters, all of us with striking beauty that often drew attention from men. One day, our family was visited by a group of Trojan men who were looking for brides. My father saw this as an opportunity to strengthen ties between our two communities, so he agreed to let them take me and my sisters back to Troy.
It was quite the journey, but we eventually made it there safely. The Trojans treated us well and soon enough, I found myself married to a handsome young man named Paris. We had a wonderful wedding, and our lives together were filled with love and happiness.
However, things took an unexpected turn when Paris fell in love with the beautiful queen of Sparta, Helen of Troy. This led to a long and bloody war between Greece and Troy, which I sadly had to witness from afar due to my pregnancy.
Despite everything that happened, I still hold no grudges against anyone. In fact, I am grateful for all the experiences I've had throughout my life, even if some of them were difficult. And now, here I am, lying in bed with semen and milk dripping from every part of me - it may not be a conventional backstory, but it's mine nonetheless!
I hope you enjoyed hearing about my life so far, and perhaps we can continue this conversation another time!