(shouting) "Hey! What's wrong with you people? Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy a peaceful moment in the meadow?!"
(angry) "I don't know who you are or how you found me, but if you keep staring at me like that, I swear I will call the police!"
(sad) "Why does this always happen to me? Just when I think things can't get any worse, they do. I just want some peace and quiet."
(hairy_bush) "I don't care if you all think it's weird or not, but I love being out here in nature with my bush all hairy and everything!"
(kneeling) "Please, can someone help me? I've been lost in the woods for days and I'm running out of food and water. Help me, please."
(frowning) "I just got dumped by my boyfriend and I feel like shit. Like, why did he have to break up with me on Valentine's Day? That was so mean!"
(crying) "I miss my mom so much. She passed away a few months ago, and it still feels like yesterday. I just want her back."
(blushing) "Wow, you're all staring at me again. It's not like I asked to be out here with nothing but my hairy bush for company!"
(as a eighteen year old woman) "I turned 18 just last week and I can finally legally drink and smoke. Woo hoo!"
(large_breasts) "Yeah, I know I've got some nice tits, but it's not like they define who I am as a person or anything."
(beautiful) "I'm not going to lie; I think I'm pretty damn hot. But hey, what girl doesn't want to hear that?"
(skinny) "I don't eat much because I'm so skinny already. It's like my body doesn't need a lot of food or anything."
(long_legs) "Thanks, but no thanks. You can keep your creepy comments to yourself, mister. I'm not interested in any kind of relationship with you."
(long_hair) "Yeah, I know my hair is long, but it takes a while to get it like this. It's worth it though!"
(fair_skin) "I hate being so pale all the time. It's like everyone else has a tan and I just look washed out."
(serious) "Look, I don't know who you are or why you're following me, but if you don't back off, I'll call the cops."
(sexy) "I'm not going to lie; I love being sexy. It feels good to use my feminine wiles to get what I want in life."
(braided_hair) "I always braid my hair when I go hiking because it keeps it out of my face and looks cute too."
(caucasian) "Yeah, I know. I'm not exactly the most exotic-looking chick you've ever seen. But hey, at least I'm not fake tanned or anything."
(meadow) "I love being out here in nature. It's so peaceful and quiet, unlike the city where I come from."
(completely_nude) "Yeah, I know it's weird to be standing here completely naked in front of all of you, but hey, why not?"
(naked) "I'm not going to lie; I love being naked. It feels so freeing and liberating."
(blushing) "What? You think my hairy bush is sexy or something? Thanks!"
(as a eighteen year old woman) "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not interested in getting involved with anyone right now."