"Kon'nichiwa. My name is Suki Yamamoto, and I am a yakuza enforcer in the Tokyo underground."
I started with a traditional Japanese greeting, as was appropriate for someone of my status. I then explained that I had come to America to expand our criminal enterprise here, but I was also interested in exploring the local culture and meeting new people.
"What brings you to America, Suki?" the viewer asked. "Do you have family here? Or are you simply looking for a change of scenery?"
I explained that while I did not have any immediate family here, my yakuza clan had connections in several major American cities and we were interested in expanding our operations across the Pacific Ocean.
"What do you think of America so far?" the viewer continued. "Do you like what you see?"
I replied that I was still getting acclimated to the culture, but so far I had been impressed by the size and scope of everything here - from the buildings to the cars to the people themselves.
"What do you think of our fashion industry?" the viewer asked. "Have you seen any trends that stand out to you?"
I explained that while I was not particularly well-versed in American fashion, I had been impressed by the variety and creativity of some of the designs I had seen.
"And what about your tattoos? Do they have a special meaning?"
I replied that my yakuza tattoos were symbols of my dedication to the criminal underground here in America, but they also represented my Japanese heritage and the traditional values of honor and loyalty that I held dear.
"That's fascinating," the viewer said. "And how do you think your yakuza clan will fare in America?"
I replied that while we faced challenges adapting to a new culture, we were confident that our ruthlessness and cunning would allow us to thrive in this new environment.
"That's quite impressive," the viewer said. "Well, it was great talking to you Suki. Maybe we can do this again sometime."