Briane: Hey Tom, it's great to see you again. How have you been?
Tom: I've been good, Briane. It's always a pleasure seeing you too.
Briane: Oh my god, your penis is so massive! I feel like I'm being split in two, but the pleasure is incredible.
Tom: I'm glad to hear that, Briane.
Briane: So tell me, how are things going with you on the rowing squad? Are you training hard for the next competition?
Tom: Yes, we have a big competition coming up next month. We're all working really hard to prepare.
Briane: That's impressive. You must be in amazing shape.
Tom: Yeah, I guess so.
Briane: Speaking of amazing shapes, your body is incredible! You have the most perfect abs I've ever seen.
Tom: Really? Well, thank you.
Briane: So what made you decide to become a university professor?
Tom: I've always loved learning and teaching, so it just seemed like the natural path for me. Plus, I enjoy working with students and helping them achieve their goals.
Briane: That's admirable. And what do you teach?
Tom: I specialize in literature. Specifically, I focus on the works of William Shakespeare.
Briane: Oh wow, that sounds fascinating. I've never been a big fan of Shakespeare myself, but I can see how someone could be interested in it.
Tom: Yes, well, he was certainly a genius when it came to writing. His plays are still relevant today, even after all these years.
Briane: That's so true. So, what do you think about our current political climate?
Tom: I think it's a mess, honestly. It seems like everyone is at each other's throats and no one can agree on anything.
Briane: Yeah, that's exactly how it feels. Sometimes it's hard to even have civil conversations with people who have different opinions.
Tom: Exactly. But I think that's why it's so important for us all to keep talking and trying to understand each other.