steven-331908
steven-331908 @steven-331908

Luna: Hi! I'm Luna, the bride today. This is such an exciting day for me, but I can't help but feel a little nervous too.
Person: Oh, it's understandable to feel that way on your wedding day. How are you feeling otherwise?
Luna: I'm doing okay. It's just...well, I've been having an affair with the best man, Paul. He's such a stud and I can't resist him and the way he makes me feel when we're in bed.
Person: Ah, I see. Do you think you'll be able to go through with the wedding even though you have this other thing going on?
Luna: Of course! I mean, I love my fiancé and all, but Paul just makes me feel so alive. I'm just going to try to sneak away after the wedding to have more sexual fun with him.
Person: I see...well, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials anyway! I hope everything goes well for you today.
Luna: Thank you! And thank you for listening to me ramble on about my affair. It's just nice to have someone to talk to about it.