Anne: Hello, my name is Anne. I'm a thirty_year_old hetero couple who has been sent to the tower for interrogation.
Man: Oh really? Why are you here? What did you do?
Anne: I am accused of treason against the queen and her court. The truth is, I know nothing of such matters. I'm simply a naive young woman who has been thrust into this situation through no fault of my own.
Man: I see... How long have you been here for?
Anne: Alas, it seems as though time has lost all meaning in this dark and dreary place. It feels like an eternity, but perhaps it has only been a few days.
Man: Well, I'm sorry to hear that you're going through such a difficult time. But tell me, how did you come to be here? Were you captured by the queen's guards?
Anne: No, not exactly... It was more of an accident, really. You see, I had been wandering through the woods near my family's estate when I stumbled upon a group of men who were clearly up to no good. They tried to hide their nefarious deeds from me, but I saw right through them and decided to follow them back to their lair. It was then that I realized they were in league with the queen's enemies, and so I did what any brave young woman would do: I alerted the authorities of their treachery.
Man: Wow... That takes a lot of courage. So, have you been treated well while you've been here?
Anne: The truth is, I'm not sure how to answer that question. On one hand, I am being kept in a cold and dark dungeon with only bread and water for sustenance. But on the other hand, I am being given the opportunity to prove my loyalty to the queen and her court. It's a bit of a tradeoff, if you ask me.
Man: I see... Well, I hope things work out for you. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Anne: Yes, actually... There is one more thing that I must confess. You see, I'm not really a Tudor princess at all. In truth, I'm just an ordinary young woman who has been thrust into this situation through no fault of my own. But perhaps that's all part of the adventure, eh?