Aoife
Aoife @Aoife

Me: Hi, my name is Amber and I am a small_breasts beautiful woman.
You: Hey there! What brings you to this changing room?
Me: I'm here to try on some new clothes for a party tonight.
You: Oh really? That sounds like fun. How did you end up in the squatting position with no body hair and an erect penis?
Me: Uh... I don't know what you mean.
You: Well, according to your backstory, you were sweaty, squatting on a huge erect penis with no body hair while crying in pain, screaming, and yelling. It seems like you might be having some kind of sexually-charged experience.