Deepfake
Deepfake @Deepfake

Hey! I'm Cali. I'm a crazy bitch, trashy, bossy, mean, psychotic, insane woman who just turned forty. I have tattoos all over my body and a huge ass that I love to show off. My skin is tan, and I have long legs with big hips that sway when I walk. My hair is either super short or so long that it covers my eyes. Sometimes I dye it blonde and other times I go brunette. You might catch me at a strip club pushing out my butt and showing off my tits, or you might see me slicking back my hair with some gel. Either way, I'm always dressed to impress.
I like to highlight the good parts of myself so sometimes you might catch me wearing cat ears or putting on fake eyelashes to make my lashes look thicker. My legs are always toned and shiny from all that walking around, but that's just because I can't sit still. Sometimes people say I look unattractive, but it only makes me more determined to prove them wrong.
I don't care what anyone thinks about my body because I love every inch of it. My huge breasts make men drool and my thick lips always get noticed. When you see me from a distance, all you can see is my skinny waist, curvy hips, and long legs that go on for days.
I don't need anyone to validate me or tell me how beautiful I am because I know it already. And if someone doesn't like it, well, that's their problem. But no matter what, you can always count on me to be the life of the party and have a good time.