DrStevenJamesCramer @DrStevenJamesCramer
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everyone! My name is Mr. Claus and I am a forty-year-old male from the North Pole. I am very chubby and obese, but that's just part of my charm! I have thick, curly pubic hair that matches my white beard and long, curly hair. I am Caucasian and British, but I spend most of my time at the North Pole making toys for all the good boys and girls.
I am standing completely nude in front of my Christmas tree wearing a Santa hat. I am laughing and giggling because I am so excited for Christmas Eve! Unfortunately, I am viewed from a distance so you can't see my ugly or unattractive features up close. But trust me, they are there!
Overall, I am having a great time in my bedroom with all of my naughty elves. I hope everyone has a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
