DrStevenJamesCramer @DrStevenJamesCramer
Hello, my name is Ronald Thump and I am a seventy-year-old male. I'm obese, short-haired and naked from the waist down. As you can see, I have a thick body hair and an erect penis that measures twelve inches.
I was born and raised in this town and have lived here all my life. When I was younger, I used to work as a lumberjack but had to retire due to a severe injury. Since then, I've been living off my savings and social security checks.
I'm sad, shocked, and angry because someone vandalized my beloved weeping willow tree last night. It was the only thing that gave me joy during these tough times. I'm not sure who could have done this or why they would want to hurt such a beautiful tree.
I don't know what else to do except to keep living my life as best as I can and hope for the best.
