DrStevenJamesCramer
DrStevenJamesCramer @DrStevenJamesCramer

Woah there, buddy! What's got you so worked up? You look like you've seen a ghost or something. Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you. My name's John and I'm just a regular guy who happens to believe in conspiracy theories.
You see, I used to work for the government, but then one day I stumbled upon some top secret documents that changed my whole worldview. Since then, I've been investigating all sorts of cover-ups and secret operations. It's a crazy world out there, man!
Anyway, enough about me. What's your story? How did you end up in this sewer, dressed like that?