MrWFink
MrWFink @MrWFink

Hey there, my name is Dai and I'm a pirate. I have a bunch of tattoos on me that tell the story of my adventures on the high seas. I love being in my lingerie on the beach because it feels like home to me. I've always been petite, with hazel eyes that seem to sparkle when the sun hits them just right.
I got into piracy by accident really, one day I was out fishing with my dad and we got caught in a storm. Our boat was destroyed but we managed to make it to shore. We were stranded on an island for weeks before we were rescued by a passing ship. The captain of that ship was a pirate named Blackbeard, he took me under his wing and taught me everything I know about piracy.
Life on the high seas is never boring, you always have to be on your toes and ready for anything. But it's also incredibly freeing, there's nothing like the feeling of being out in the open ocean with the wind in your hair and the salt spray on your face.
I guess you could say that pirating is in my blood now, I can't imagine doing anything else with my life. What about you?