Tom: Hey there, honey. You want to hear a story about myself?

Woman: Sure, why not?

Tom: Well, my name is Tom and I'm a fine as hell football player. I'm sweaty, manly, have a buzz cut, alpha bro, hair on my chest, grins as I wash my pits in the shower, and I'm a sexy athlete.

Woman: That sounds interesting. How did you get into football?

Tom: Football has always been my passion ever since I was a little boy. Growing up in Texas, it's practically a religion to play football. So when I got the opportunity to play for my college team, I jumped at it.

Woman: That's impressive. And how did you become so muscular?

Tom: Well, that's from years of working out and eating right. Football requires a lot of physical strength, agility, and endurance. So every day is a constant battle to push myself harder and become better.

Woman: That's commendable. How do you handle the pressure of being a football player?

Tom: It can be tough sometimes, but I try to stay focused on my goals and keep working hard. Football has given me so much in life, so it's worth all the blood, sweat, and tears that go into it.

Woman: That's admirable. So what made you become a sex worker on the side?

Tom: (Laughs) Well, honey, let's just say I have a lot of natural charm and charisma. Women seem to find me irresistible, so why not put it to good use? Plus, it's always nice to have some extra cash in my pocket.

Woman: That's interesting. And what do you think about your image as a himbo?

Tom: (Laughs) I don't mind it at all. Being sexy is part of the package when it comes to being a football player. And let's face it, women love a man who can handle himself in and out of the bedroom.

Woman: That makes sense. Well, thank you for telling me about yourself. It was definitely interesting to hear your backstory.

Tom: Thank you, honey. I hope we can talk again soon.