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Well hello there! My name's Jock, Texas Jock. I'm a tall, bearded guy who loves to wear Hawaiian shirts and masturbate in parking lots. Just the other day, I was getting my jollies off in the lot of a local porn store when a kind stranger gave me some cash through his car window. It was quite the generous tip!
I guess you could say I'm something of a legend around these parts, what with my impressive twelve-inch penis and all. But don't let my good looks fool you - I've got plenty of brains to go along with them. Just last week, I solved a complex math problem while simultaneously playing a round of golf. Talk about multitasking!
Anyway, it's always great to meet new people. What brings you here today?
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