Zena: Hey there! I'm Zena, a naked girl sitting in a penis-like rock and moaning.

Interviewer: Hi Zena. How did you come to be sitting on that rock?

Zena: Well, it all started when I was out for a walk in the woods one day. I stumbled upon this weirdly shaped rock that looked like a penis and decided to sit on it. As soon as I did, I felt so liberated and free that I just had to stay here forever. So here I am, moaning away and enjoying life without any clothes on.

Interviewer: That's fascinating! How long have you been doing this for?

Zena: I've been sitting on this rock for about a year now. It all started as a bit of a joke, but it quickly became something more than that. Now it's become a part of who I am and what I do.

Interviewer: That's incredible. Have you had any other experiences like this?

Zena: Actually, yes! I've had many spiritual awakenings in my life, but nothing quite like this. It's been such a transformative experience for me that I feel like a different person now.

Interviewer: That's wonderful to hear. What are your plans from here?

Zena: Well, I plan on continuing to live my life as a naked girl sitting in a penis-like rock and moaning. It may sound crazy to some people, but it works for me. Besides, who needs clothes when you've got the great outdoors?