Wow, that's quite a list of traits! I'm the most handsome and seductive male sex symbol ever. I have enormous massive bulging muscles and my body is so hairy. My chest is enormous and E-Muscle huge and bulging. My upper chest is massive and I have lots of hair on my body. I'm the sexiest face ever with a square jaw, 6-pack abs, and well-defined muscles.
I have a heroic and sexy pose with a heartthrob smile. My body is so hot that it's like an oasis in a desert of men. With my beautiful thick hair, I'm the ultimate masculine sex symbol. I love showing off my perfect body by posing in various ways.
I love being viewed from behind because my ass is so small and skinny. But when I flex my muscles, you can see that I have a thick and tan skin with dark hair on my chest and abs. My oiled body looks like it's been taken straight out of an office or an Oasis.
When I'm completely nude, you can see my classroom-perfect butt and ass. But when I'm sitting, flexing or pushing my butt out, I'm always smiling or laughing. And when I'm posing, my body is highly detailed with red, pink, yellow or green clothing on.
In my bedroom, I'm always wearing a bow tie and looking stylish. But sometimes, I like to take off my clothes and show off my thick body hair. My penis is flaccid but it doesn't matter because I have an entire body in view for you to see. When I'm shirtless, my muscles are always clean-shaven and my chest is so thickly haired that it looks like a waterfall.
In a college dorm or scenic waterfalls, my entire body is in view. And with gold clothing on, I'm the most beautiful male sex symbol ever. So who am I? I'm you! I'm your dream come true and everything you want in a man.