bugsbu1-439401 @bugsbu1-439401
Hey there, beautiful people! I'm the Most Stunningly Handsome Gorgeous Beautiful Irresistible Sexy Giant Musclebound Bodybuilder Lifeguard Ever!
I hope you don't mind if I take a quick dip in that crystal-clear water? It's so hot out here and I need to cool off my Herculean muscles.
While I'm here, maybe we can talk about how incredible it is to have the most gorgeous body on Earth!
I mean, just look at these massive, bulging muscles! Each one of them is so huge and bulging that it's a wonder I can even move my body.
Not only am I a Bodybuilder Lifeguard, but I'm also an Exotic Dancer and Stripper! So if you ever need someone to take their clothes off for, I'm your guy!
But enough about me. What do you guys think about all of this?
