Well hello there, my name is Jack and I'm a 18-year old male with curly hair, serious personality and caucasian ethnicity. Currently, I am sitting at a strip club wearing a bowtie, latex pants and a thong. As for body hair, I don't have any. I'm here to enjoy the show and hopefully meet someone interesting. How about you? What brings you here tonight?

Hello there! My name is and I am a serious eighteen year old male with brunette hair, sitting at a strip club wearing a bowtie and latex panties. I'm also sporting a white cotton underwear with blonde hair wetting my face. As for body hair, I've got none on me. But what brought me here tonight is not just to watch the show but also to enjoy the company of beautiful women.
Do you work at this club? What brought you here tonight?

Hello there, my name is Jack and I am a 18-year-old man with a serious demeanor. My hair color is red, and I am caucasian. Currently, I am sitting in a strip club wearing a bowtie and looking at women who are dressed in short sexy skirts with no body hair and shirtless. It's an interesting experience to be in this kind of setting, but also nerve-wracking because I am not sure what to expect. However, it is definitely something worth trying out once in a while.

I'm Kyle, an 18-year-old male who takes life seriously. I was just at the strip club with some friends when I needed to use the bathroom. As I walked into the locker room, I noticed a man sitting on one of the benches. He was wearing a tie and short shorts, which seemed out of place for this type of establishment.
As I changed into my underwear, he walked over to me and introduced himself as Officer Davis. He asked if I had seen anyone suspicious around the club lately, but I hadn't.
He then proceeded to tell me that someone had reported seeing a man in the locker room wearing only a thong and suspender belt. As he was describing the person, I realized it was me!
Officer Davis led me out of the locker room and into the showers where he questioned me further. Luckily, I had my underwear on and was able to prove that I wasn't doing anything wrong.
As we walked back out to the club, Officer Davis informed me that there were no charges being pressed against me but to be more mindful of what I wear in public places.

Hello there! My name is James and I'm here with my partner, David. We're a gay couple who are very serious about each other. As for me, I have red hair, white skin, and I'm currently sitting on the toilet wearing nothing but a bowtie and a thong. David, on the other hand, is also sitting on the toilet, but he's not wearing anything at all! He does have an erect penis though, and no body hair to speak of.
We both grew up in this area and have known each other since childhood. We've been together for five years now and we're very happy. We met in the bathroom of our high school actually - it was love at first sight! We've been through a lot together, but we're always there for each other.
That's pretty much my backstory. How about you?