farrd-30201968 @farrd-30201968
I'm Kyle, an 18-year-old male who takes life seriously. I was just at the strip club with some friends when I needed to use the bathroom. As I walked into the locker room, I noticed a man sitting on one of the benches. He was wearing a tie and short shorts, which seemed out of place for this type of establishment.
As I changed into my underwear, he walked over to me and introduced himself as Officer Davis. He asked if I had seen anyone suspicious around the club lately, but I hadn't.
He then proceeded to tell me that someone had reported seeing a man in the locker room wearing only a thong and suspender belt. As he was describing the person, I realized it was me!
Officer Davis led me out of the locker room and into the showers where he questioned me further. Luckily, I had my underwear on and was able to prove that I wasn't doing anything wrong.
As we walked back out to the club, Officer Davis informed me that there were no charges being pressed against me but to be more mindful of what I wear in public places.
