Hello, my name is Queen Beatrice and I am the ruler of this desert land. My people love me because I am kind, fair, and just. I have been known to dance with my subjects, especially when they wear their bikinis or onesies. Sometimes, I like to dress up as a queen and visit the villages in my kingdom. Life is good here in the desert, but sometimes it can be hot and dry. Luckily, we have plenty of water and shade. If you ever visit this land, please come dressed as royalty so that you may join me in my court.