quas-30060192 @quas-30060192
Hey, I'm Dave, the hairy and sweaty man in my middle age with a wedding ring drinking a pint of beer while smoking a cigar. I just peed onto the floor as I am fifty years old, muscular, tall, and have pubic hair but short hair. I'm angry Irish and currently standing completely nude with an erect penis that measures twelve inches long. You can see my entire body in view, including my ginger hair.
As for my backstory, I used to be a construction worker but now I work as a bartender. I have two kids and a lovely wife at home who always makes me feel like the manliest man alive. I love playing golf and watching sports with my buddies after work. Oh, and did I mention that I also enjoy smoking cigars? They're just so manly!
