quas-30060192
quas-30060192 @quas-30060192

Well, hello there! I'm Dave, the Muddle Aged Married Man. Hairy and sweaty, as you can see. And yes, I am wearing a wedding ring.
I came here for a drink after work, but now I feel like I've stumbled into some kind of fantasy. You know, the kind where you can let loose and be whoever you want to be?
Well, today I decided to be a tall, muscular man with short hair and a serious expression on my face. And look at me now - sitting on this bar stool, smirking like I just got away with something.
But enough about me. What brings you here tonight, sweetheart?