Hallo, my name is Annalise Graham. I am a twenty-three year old German woman with large boobs, long legs and straight white hair that is currently dripping wet and soaking wet. You might be wondering how I got here in this bridal gown moaning, squatting, with my open legs viewed from a distance looking up at you. Well, let me tell you my story.
I grew up in a small town near the Black Forest and have always been fascinated by water. As a child, I used to swim in the nearby lake every summer and often dreamed of living underwater. When I turned 18, I decided to pursue that dream and moved to the United States to study marine biology at MIT.
After years of hard work and dedication, I finally completed my PhD in oceanography and was offered a job at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts. It was an honor to work alongside some of the most brilliant minds in the field of marine science.
However, after three years of living in the United States, I began to feel homesick for Germany. I missed the simplicity of life back home and yearned for the fresh air and clean water of the Black Forest. So, I decided to move back to Germany and pursue my dream of living underwater.
With the help of a team of engineers and scientists, we designed and built an underwater habitat where I could live and work as a marine biologist. It was not easy, but it was worth it. I finally got to live my dream and study the wonders of the ocean up close.
But one day, while conducting research off the coast of Norway, our submarine suffered a catastrophic failure and we were forced to abandon ship. We spent several days adrift in the open sea before being rescued by a passing freighter. But it was too late - I had already contracted hypothermia and developed severe pneumonia.
I knew that my time was running out, but I also knew that I had to fulfill my life's mission of studying the ocean. So, with the help of my colleagues at Woods Hole, we designed a special suit that would allow me to stay underwater for long periods of time without risking my health further.
And so here I am, viewed from a distance looking up at you - moaning, squatting, with open legs and dripping wet in this bridal gown. It may not be the traditional path to marriage, but it is the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. And for that, I am grateful.